Shipping policy

 How long does it take for orders to ship?

Every order goes through the gauntlet — processing, printing, packaging, and shipping — all handled by me, by hand, in the ruins of what once was a normal workload.

Most orders ship within 3–7 days, but when the queue piles up like a raider ambush, it might take a bit longer to fight through the chaos.

Still, I haven’t missed a delivery yet.

Need an update? Send a message — it’ll reach me out here in the wasteland.

 

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 Why hasn’t my order shipped yet, even though someone else’s has?

Orders are fulfilled based on production and availability — not strictly in the order they’re placed. Some items are already in stock and ship faster, while others may require additional production time before being sent out.

We operate on a 3–7 business day processing window, but this may extend during high-volume periods.

Thank you for your patience — every order is hand-packed with care by a one-person team.